The Town Movie Review

 I decide to go see The Town. You Know the fuckin bank robbery movie you Irish fuck.  To say the lest it was pretty good. I will apologize now for talking on a boston accent for the next week or so, but the movie was good. As much as I hate Ben Afflic's no talent ass he actually made a movie that wasn't a total turd. Basiclly the movie moved at a steady pace until ol' Benny boy got a case of Stockholm Syndrome and tried to wife the bitch that could ruin his world. Why do guys want to go straight when they meet some broad and screw their friends over. Benny boy had a good thing going on.  You know knock over a few trucks, rob a few banks, and make some easy money. Bank Robbery is pretty simple leave no evidence, go burn so evidence and lay low and wash the money you know. The only painful part of this movie was listening to Boston Sports talk. I hate the BoSox and to have to listen to WEEI Boston Sports Hub I'll rather take a double root canal while listening to babies cry while they get slaughtered. 

So back to the movie it has some great one liners like " who's Carr are we goin take" to go fuck some guys up. Ol' Benny boy play the compassionate tuff guy who didn't want to kill anyone. One day he decides he's over the life and wants to get out.  But his friends have other plans for him. Benny had a troubled childhood and well basically fucked offed in he head.  The first mistake that brings the crew down is one of the guys works for the electronics company and knows how to operate the hardware. I kinds Hard to look at people doing life in prison I get nervous over 6 to 8 months for my bullshit or house arrest and Benny boys paps is doing 5 life sentences made it seem so real and gave an interesting perspective to the movie. So the guys get in the mix by pulling a job and now they got heat. So what to they do now?

Fuck it this movie is starting to bore the shit out of me. I think I'll take a piss. But Benny boy wants to marry the one person that can put him in jail.  Good fuckin move I tell you. So the FBI got their hooks into he girl and shit starting to get fucked up.  Holy shit their going rob Fenway park. Isn't that sac religious in Boston. How the fuck does a chowder head knock over the BoSox. These guys are fucking nuts. They junkie going hand them their asses and sell them out. Why does every man get brought down by a fucking bitch.  Really. So Benny boy goes ape shit clips the boss and runs.  So his broad is safe and there is nothing too it so get the fuck out of town asshole but no he want to see the girl  even thought she selling his ass up river like a 99 cent hooker but his dumb ass need to see her. He should of just keep going but no we have a climactic climax. No Benny was smart he ran and left the whole fucking town in his rear view mirror.  Benny know he will see Claire on this side or the other. 

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